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The Albie Outreach Site...Making the world a better place to live, work, and reproduce.
Gallery Of Fools
Erotic Pics
Places To Go
Judge Me, Albie!
The Critic
Joke Of The Week
Joke Of The Week: Hall Of Fame
Turn That DAMN Racket Down!
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Welcome to the official Albie Outreach Program Website.

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Yes, this is what happens when i get bored.
Obviously, i've made a website. What do normal kids do when they're bored? They go outside, make friends, and enjoy life...what do i do? This. But dont worry, when i do something i try to do it good, so browse my webpage...ALL OF IT, and i think you will be plesantly surprised, but i do not reccomend the elderly, anyone with a heart condition, or the overly religious to view my site bacause of possible lawsuits. Oh yeah, and that reminds me: I, Albert Castle, do not nesesarily view the opinions expressed on my website and am not responsible for content on my webpage. HA! Now you cannot sue me. Also, im afraid there wasn't a spell checker on this damn thing so im sorry if i've misspelled every other word, spelling, so much as all subjects are not my best...subjects.

So, now you're probably wondering, "What does this website have to offer me?" Well, okay, i know that you probably, and were most likely NOT wondeing that and if you are, you are very very strange. Anyways, in the fast food society of today, people (most of my freinds) have forgotten that some websites actualy contain TEXT. Well, this one does and you all better AS HELL read it ALL or you will be severly whipped (in a bad way) after you fail the quiz i will be administrating weekly (And whipped the good way if you pass--females only please).

So what will i find on this crazy page?!? Well, im not done...i have just begun, so come back every now and then ill be changing things constantly until school starts and even after that (Because i'll be too busy UNLIKE now)And if you want anything changed or you want more of YOU on my page just tell me and i'll CONSIDER IT. I have a Pic Section for pics of you guys, so if you have a pic of you i'll put it on my page! Also i have funny pics, so if you have any of those just send em in! In the near future im going to have a section where i write a short paragraph about all of my buds (Kind of like a reverse GuestBook, but i'll only write about ya if
1. You Ask and
2.You Sign My GuestBook,
Not too hard, huh? Anyways, i have a LINK section that has some pretty cool links on it and i'll be updating it too, and ill have some more crap on here once i think of it, so BOOKMARK this page or MAKE IT YOUR HOMEPAGE. Now, ill let you get on to the rest of the page...enjoy...but not too much, you perverts

Weekly Poll! Only one answer per day accepted! Have any poll ideas? Tell me about em! But while you're hear, why not contribute to this anonymous free poll?!? Answers revealed upon vote and final answer revealed every week!
Last weeks poll: What color would look best on a new 2000 Mustang GT?
Results: Winner: Silver, followed by Blue, Black, Maroon and Yellow

New!

What's New On My Page?

Here I'm gonna tell ya all when i've updated my site and what i've added, all for your convinece!


July 25, 2000 - Jan Shirne: Jan Interview Special
Augest 10, 2000 - Lyric Page: New Lyrics
Augest 14, 2000 - Galleries: New Pics
Augest 15, 2000 - Erotic Pics: New Pics

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Hey Everyone sign my GUESTBOOK! Its Mandatory! And believe me, its worth it! Why? you might ask...this is why:
The Best Entry (Judged on quantity but mostly quality) will recive a Webpage dedicated just to them AND (as if thats not enough) a two dollar bill!!!
So get writing and make it special!

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